“A woman is like a vase…you gotta play with them titties.”

Eugene Mirman is not a certified “sexpert” as he claims to be with his fancy Maxim endorsements.  I’ve tried all his tips from today’s review and have yet to get a positive response from any women at all…

So a little disclaimer:

Although this man is charming and handsome his advice is not to be taken seriously.  I learned the hard way and have discovered the best way to win a woman’s heart is a bouquet of flowers, a glass of hot cocoa, or a my dick sandwich on white bread.  Please enjoy “Sexpert-Eugene Mirman!”