The Old Town Fancy Review

26.5 Miles & a Mouthful of Muff…

November 18, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Mike Strutter RepresentsMike Strutter reminds me a lot of Bob Fuckin’ Murderer for all those Minneapolis readers out there.  I imagine him drinking a PBR slouched on his stool bitching at the bartender:  “You fucking wanker!  This pint has no fizz!”  He describes himself as “The Filthiest Motherfucker on Television” but in today’s clip I only see real practicality in the face of an issue we’ve all dealt with.

“Runnilingus” is the invention of Peter & Elkie Zpittvar, two lovers who find passion in both running marathons and giving fabulous head.  This is a problem because running 26-1/2 miles takes a few hours.  What if you need a moment for rug-munching or slobbing the nob?  My marathon times sometimes have increased by 30 minutes because I had to take a “dive-break!”  Peter & Elkie have solved this problem by a new technique both for marathon-running and giving head.  (View Runnilingus here)

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